Just to show my parents that I’m not the only one.
I guess I’m not the only one
“jace it is just a rubber duck”
“katniss put the squirrel down”
“percy get over here you hyperactive little turd”
“augustus stop you are giving mommy feels”
“grantaire put that bottle down”
Would? I plan on it
“spock tiberius holmes don’t touch that”
I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist.
It’d bring me great joy.
I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs
ready when you are
Or if you’d like to have some more options….
and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football.
Just in case you are looking for variety.
what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.